Some facts about Me

I have ten imaginery friends.
I don't believe in magic. I believe in fantasies.
My best friend is a toad. Although, she wishes to be a frog.
I would like to be an Octopus.
I would like to be a suitcase.
I love Yogi bear.
I like creepiness, darkness, and Hammer Horror.
I like lollipops.
I married a member of the Melodramatic Idiot Society.
I have a beer belly and a hollow head.
I am not myself today, or any other day.
I am breaking into fragments...